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So with the Quality of Food decreasing… What will we Eat?

Can’t eat pork,
Swine flu…

Can’t eat chicken,
Bird flu.

Can’t eat Beef,
Mad cow….

Can’t eat eggs,
Salmonella.

Can’t eat fish,
heavy metal poisons in their waters.

Can’t eat fruits and veggies,
insecticides and herbicides.

Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*PANICKS*

WHAT THE HECK IS THERE TO EAT!!!!???

Well…
Cooking takes care of salmonella, swine flu and bird flu.

Organic fruits and veggies are supposed ly insecticide and herbicide free.

Heavy metals can be minimized by avoiding certain fish.

The only thing questionable is mad cow… There’s no definitive cause for mad cow.

No need to panic. There’s plenty to eat.

7 thoughts on “So with the Quality of Food decreasing… What will we Eat?

  1. Tom says:

    You can’t live in fear. Don’t panic. Have a vodka and then grill a steak. You’ll feel better.
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  2. I8AShroom says:

    Eating pork doesn’t give you swine flu. Eating chicken doesn’t give you bird flu. Mad cow disease is well controlled. Salmonella is easily dealt with by proper cooking and sanitation. Most fish are quite safe to eat as are most fruits and vegetables. However, if you’re really that concerned you could always grow as much of your own food as practical and purchase the rest from local farmers you know and trust.
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  3. lemonlimesherbet says:

    Ttry to get locally grown foods from your farmer’s market and buy organic when possible. Some supermarkets like Raleys offer pesticide free produce and they test their products.
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  4. Dave C says:

    Well…
    Cooking takes care of salmonella, swine flu and bird flu.

    Organic fruits and veggies are supposed ly insecticide and herbicide free.

    Heavy metals can be minimized by avoiding certain fish.

    The only thing questionable is mad cow… There’s no definitive cause for mad cow.

    No need to panic. There’s plenty to eat.
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  5. ckngbbbls says:

    swine flu has absolutely nothing to do with eating pork so have a ham sandwich.
    While salmonella can be present in eggs, it is rarer than you think and is destroyed when cooked completely so have a hard boiled egg with your ham sandwich.
    Until you hear of a bird flu episode here in this country, go ahead and have that fried chicken, extra crispy please.
    Know your supplier of beef and you won’t have to worry about mad cow.
    wash the veg and fruit before eating .
    Whats to worry?
    Eating today is safer than ever and you are more at risk for health issues from driving too fast, unprotected sex or taking weird new illegal drugs or raiding moms medicine chest for fun stuff.
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  6. Gypsy says:

    ROFL. I’m with Tom on this one. And don’t forget the green olive!

    But seriously.. don’t panick. The truth is there are some things you can do.

    The Swine Flu isn’t caused by eating pork, it was caused by the conditions in which the pigs were farmed in, which are deplorable, JFYI.

    You can buy meat that was raised in this country from small, private farmers that raise their animals naturally. Free Range, Grass Fed, No hormones. It costs a little more but we all eat too much meat as it is. Quality over quantity I say, and in doing so you promote better farming practices. Throw your money behind the good stuff and the retailers will follow:

    http://www.nimanranch.com/index.aspx

    At one point (many years ago) you couldn’t find organic produce, and when you could it was very pricey. Now it’s pretty mainstream.

    Grow your own veggies, and if your not into that buy organic at the store, or go to your local farmers market.

    And fish… here, print this out and keep it in your wallet for when you go shopping. It’s come in real handy for us. Since I don’t know your location, you’ll have to click on your area before you can get the guide best suited for you:

    http://www.montereybayaquarium.org/cr/cr_seafoodwatch/download.aspx
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    Life’s short, enjoy it.

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