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07 Cats – Bustopher Jones

The next cat to join the proceedings is the hefty “Bustopher
Jones.” A large “twenty-five pounder,” always clad in his
signature white spats, Bustopher spends his time eating, eating
and eating in one of the many English pubs and clubs that he
frequents. Jennyanydots is quite besauntered with him, and helps
sing his praises. He responds, to her great delight, by kissing
her hand.

Lyrics:
SOLO:
Bustopher Jones is not skin and bones
In fact, he’s remarkably fat
He doesn’t haunt pubs, he has eight or nine clubs
For he’s the St. James Street cat!

He’s the cat we all greet as we walk down the street
In his coat of fastidious black
No common-place mousers have such well cut trousers
Or such an impeccable back

In the whole of St. James’s the smartest of names is
The name of this Brummell of cats
And we’re all of us proud to be nodded or bowed to
By Bustopher Jones in white spats

BUSTOPHER JONES:
My visits are occasional to the senior educational
And it is against the rules
For any one cat to belong both to that
And the joint superior schools
When I’m seen in a hurry there’s probably curry
At the Siamese or at the glutton
When I look full of gloom then
I’ve lunched at the tomb
On cabbage, rice pudding and mutton

SOLO:
In the whole of St. James’s the smartest of names is
The name of this Brummell of cats
And we’re all of us proud to be nodded or bowed to
By Bustopher Jones in white spats

So much in this way passes Bustopher’s day
At one club or another he’s found
It can be no surprise that under our eyes
He has grown unmistakably round

He’s a twenty-five pounder

BUSTOPHER JONES:
Or I am a bounder

SOLO:
And he’s putting on weight every day

BUSTOPHER JONES:
But I’m so well preserved because I’ve observed
All my life a routine and I’d say

I am still in my prime, I shall last out my time
That’s the word from this stoutest of cats
It must and it shall be spring in Pall Mall
While Bustopher Jones wears white
Bustopher Jones wears white
Bustopher Jones wears white spats!

Duration : 0:4:52

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Posted by mark - August 9, 2017 at 11:19 pm

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Zagat Presents – Vintage Cocktails at Keens Steakhouse

Zagat Presents hosted an evening of vintage drinking at Keens Steakhouse, and if you weren’t able to make it, no worries we put together a video. Top drink doctors Dale DeGroff, Steve Olson, Paul Pacult, Andy Seymour and David Wondrich of B.A.R. (Beverage Alcohol Resource) mixed 19th centuryinspired libations, while Keens provided grub like mutton and prime rib. Stay tuned, because later in the week, we’ll have video of the master mixologists showing you how make some of these drinks at home.

Zagat Presents – The Vintage Dinner Series
http://www.zagat.com/promo.aspx?pn=133

Keens Steakhouse
http://www.zagat.com/Verticals/PropertyDetails.aspx?VID=8&R=51249

http://www.keens.com/

B.A.R. (Beverage Alcohol Resource)
http://www.beveragealcoholresource.com/

Duration : 0:1:39

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Posted by mark - July 1, 2017 at 10:47 am

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That 70’s Cop show

Hot Fuzz meets Life on Mars
Written by Mark Keegan
Ectectera Theatre at 7.30

June 26th-July 1st (6.30)

Un PC cops PLODD & COPPAfrom the 70’s meet up with their new boss in the PC obssesed noughties

COPPA ( John Thaw type) at his desk, He reads a copy of ‘Loaded’, Plodd ( Dennis waterman type) stands behind him, reading his magazine.

COPPA This 21st century lark’s not so bad after all. there’s some right tasty tarts these days!

PLODD Not wrong there, Guv

COPPA I’d love to get my leg over with that bird outa Pirates of the Carribean-Kiera …Kiera?

PLODD Knightly

COPPA Nightly? I’d settle for twice weekly, it’s not all good news

PLODD What is it, Guv?

COPPA They’ve only gone an appointed some bird as our new super

PLODD (sacastic) Super

COPPA Probably some Tart with a third-class degree and a briefcase full of tampons! I tell you, Jerry I aint gonna stand for it!

A SHORT BLONDE WOMAN-HELEN MUTTON enters,she wers a smart jacket and skirt

MUTTON In that caes you’d better take it lying down

COPPA Who the bleedin’ are you?

MUTTON I’m chief Superintendant Detective Inspector Dame Helen Mutton( pause0 And for he record I keep my tampons in a holster

COPPA Great,So when There’s a shootout you can’t defend yourself but at least you can stop the bleeding

PLODD Nice one, Guv!

MUTTON Oh, and I’ve got a first class honours degree, two commediations for bravery from the National Police Federation and three BAFTA nominations for ‘Best Actress in a gritty two=part Police Drama’

COPPA You expect me to be impressed, do you? Listen, sweet heart, I was starring n gritty police dramas when you were pouncing about on stage with the Royal bleedin’ Shakespeare Company. and I had to solve the crime and nick all the villains in a single self contained episode

PLODD Yeah! And in 1977 we got voted third best double act by TV times reader after Morecambe and Wise and mork and Mindy

COPPA Mork and Mindy?

PLODD You remember, Guv. the bloke who went ” nanu-nanu” and the bird with the pigtails and a tight sweater

COPPA Oh, yeah. They were a great pair

PLODD (pause) and that Robin Williams was good too

COPPA and PLODD are lost in a dream. MUTTON coughs.COPPA and PLODD snap out their reverie

MUTTON Your stroll down mammary lane might be making all misty y-fronted but there’s work to do

PLODD I know that, love,but..

MUTTON Don’t you ‘Love’ me!

COPPA Love you? He hardly knows you.But I’m sure he’ll you bunk up in the back of ‘is cortina if you ask him nicely

MUTTON Ask nicely! ask nicely? I don’t have to ask you two Neanderthals for anything. I’m chief Superintendant Detective Inspector Dame round here. That means I’m in charge, I call the shots and I give the orders. Got a problem with that

COPPA Matter of fact I have, I don’t need some ice-cool blonde bossin’ me around, I got my image to think of

MUTTON Your image?

COPPA I’m a rough, tough 1970’s police officer-I drink cofee out of plastic cups,scotch out of mugs

MUTTON (intense) In that case…yo’re just the man for the job

COPPA What job?

MUTTON Making my tea.Herbal.No sugar

COPPA What if I refuse?

MUTTON Then it won’t be your guts I have for garters, it’ll be your..

COPPA Balls!!!!

PLODD Exactly, Ex” bleeding” actly!

MUTTON And when you’ve done that! you can tidy your desk and sort our files

PLODD and your drawers?

MUTTON if you’re up to it?

COPPA Do what?

MUTTON Oh I forgot you’re a man-you can’t mult-task

COPPA Well that’s where you’re wrong. As a matter of fact I’m multi-tasking right now

MUTTON Really, how so?

COPPA yeah I’m talking to you? and looking at your tits at the same time

Duration : 0:0:17

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Posted by mark - June 25, 2017 at 1:25 am

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Three Ravens – Leafy Greens & Mutton

Local medieval singing group, Leafy Greens and Mutton, performing the song “Three Ravens” (Thomas Ravenscroft) at the Bangor Public Library on August 29, 2007.

Check out their website at http://www.geocities.com/aneleda

Leafy Greens and Mutton are also members of the SCA’s (Society for Creative Anachronism) Shire of Endewearde (central and northern Maine).

Check out photos from the event at: http://photobucket.com/albums/ee79/catgirlpink/0000_SCAevents/2007-08-29_LGM

The Society for Creative Anachronism:
http://www.sca.org
The SCA’s East Kingdom:
http://www.eastkingdom.org

——————–
The Three Ravens

There were three ravens sat on a tree,
Down a down, hey down, hey down
They were as black as they might be,
With a down.
The one of them said to his mate.
“O where shall we our breakfast take?”
With a down, derry, derry, derry down, down.

Down in yonder green field,
Down a down, hey down, hey down
There lies a knight slain e’en his shield,
With a down.
His hounds they lie down at his feet
So well they do their master keep.
With a down, derry, derry, derry down, down.

His hawks they fly so eagerly
Down a down, hey down, hey down
There is no fowl dare come him nigh,
With a down.
Down there comes a fallow doe
As great with child as she might go.
With a down, derry, derry, derry down, down.

She lifted up his bloody head,
Down a down, hey down, hey down
And kissed his wounds that were so red,
With a down.
She got him up upon her back
And carried him to earthen lake.
With a down, derry, derry, derry down, down.

She buried him before the prime,
Down a down, hey down, hey down
She was dead herself ere even-song time,
With a down.

God send every gentleman
Such hawks, such hounds, and such a leman,
With a down, derry, derry, derry down, down.

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Duration : 0:2:44

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Posted by mark - June 16, 2017 at 1:27 am

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BBQ Lamb Fritata for brunch on Jimbo Jitsu’s Farm House Show

Take a bone in leg of lamb, smoke on the BBQ for 6 hours and you have a prime rib style of meat that makes many tasty dishes! Here we are cooking it up Italian style and baking some Lamb Fritata (or how ever youtube spells it) with bacon, egg, and hash browns obrien! A mini skillet and loaf all at once!

Duration : 0:3:41

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Posted by mark - May 5, 2017 at 10:34 pm

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FOOD: Lamb Lollipops

What man wouldn’t love a serving of tender lamb? In this video clip, Steve Ricci, executive chef at Prime restaurant at the Windsor Arms Hotel, fires up the grill and cooks lamb ribs to perfection. If you host hockey on Saturdays or football on Sundays, this dish is an excellent finger food to serve friends gathered around the TV. It’s easy to prepare, and a good excuse to visit your local butcher.

Duration : 0:1:52

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Posted by mark - April 24, 2017 at 10:35 am

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Lamb & Aubergine Salad with Chick Peas & Roasted Tomatoes

Lamb and aubergine is a legendary combination think moussaka but its even better with the tang of tomatoes and punch of garlic and lemon. Lamb backstraps arent cheap (theyre a prime cut), but in a salad like this, a little goes a long way.

Duration : 0:6:29

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Posted by mark - April 20, 2017 at 6:16 pm

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Lamb Chops with Balsamic Basil Glaze

How to make lamb chops with a Balsamic Basil Glaze. See more at http://www.thetastespot.com

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Posted by mark - April 2, 2017 at 9:08 pm

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SMK PBP 1 Wind Orchestra ‘Prime Time’ 23/10

A puchong band.. SMK Pusat Bandar Puchong 1

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Posted by mark - October 25, 2016 at 12:24 pm

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Delmoko Shows off His Mutton Chops

Delmoko Shows off His Mutton Chops

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Posted by mark - September 9, 2016 at 9:46 am

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